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ArtHaus 5.0: You Better Orc

Sat, Apr 6 at 7pm

at Kremwerk
  • 21+
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$7.00
$9.42 with fees
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For the NINTH episode of Season 5, LIGHTHAUS is daydreaming their lives away in the realm of fantasy... but eventually everyone needs to wake up because guess what, You Better ORC, Bitch!

Come see all your nightmares come true when Tolkien and JK Rowling have to share the same stage in our least-plausible episode of Arthaus yet! Our two hauses will be bringing you fantastic looks all the way from Middle Earth and spellbinding lipsyncs that will make you clasp your pearls like a Kobold (do Kobolds just steal gold or do they also steal pearls...? I don't feel like looking this up). Your charming dungeon master this episode will be MAMABOT MACAQUE, who has probably definitely maybe lead several Dungeons & Dragons campaigns, so this could get pretty dicey.

The winners of this semi-final will be moving onto the FINAL in June, wow! The losers will receiving a scrying orb and a cloak of invisibility, bummer.

This Month's Theme = 
`*~♡+~♡+:~.~:+♡~+♡~*`
YOU BETTER ORC BITCH
`*~♡+~♡+:~.~:+♡~+♡~*`  

Special guest: 
BOSCO

Host: 
MAMABOT MACAQUE

Featuring:
HORSE CLUB NORTHWEST
vs.
HAUS OF MUKBANG

$7/advance, $10/at the door

Doors @ 7pm / Show @ 8pm

Dress to possess.
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Seattle, Wa 98101

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